On the third day of our travels (me with the staff) we were out in one of the provinces and it was time to stop for lunch. We stopped early because the area we were heading wouldn't have any places to eat once we got out in the villages. We told the guy what we wanted and waited for our food. As we waited some of the staff wanted a light snack. The light snack was soup with beef. It smelled sort of good and as I was considering if I also wanted to get some one of the staff members started giving me a run down of what he was eating. Yes, there was beef in the soup...but not the part you might think. He held up some cow intestine and also pointed out the hoof. After this I didn't ask what other cow parts might be their soup.
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| Irish Cows...but you still get the idea |
After they were done eating the guy who was educating me about his soup told me the guy cooking our food raised birds. So we walked to the back of the house and there was a small shack like building. It didn't really have walls and the ceiling was maybe 5 feet 7 inches. Under the roof, just after you cross the small trench filled with standing water and algae, were wire cages with birds. The smell of bird and poop was strong but I enjoyed seeing the little baby birds. The guy on my staff who was leading this tour was soon picking out which bird he wanted to have cooked up. The birds weren't quite Quails but smaller then Guinea Hens. As I walked in the small wooden structure I felt that two things were certain, 1. I was glad I had my tetanus shot up-dated before I left, and 2. that I would not be surprised if we all got the Avian flue by the end of the day.
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| Lunch time |
After the bird was cooked and our meals packed up we headed out towards our destination. As we were driving along the single lane red dirt clay road the same staff member who had been telling me about his soup and showing us the birds started explaining that there were landmines all over in the area. Note to self, don't leave the vehicle. He pointed out one of the signs by the road that warns people not to venture into that part of the forest and fields. This lead into a discussion of the Khmer Rouge because they lived in this area, which is why it was bombed. Lovely. So being a "ba-rang" or foreigner meant that if our car found a crack in time on this road and we jumped backwards 30 year...well I would be dead. This became a topic of discussion which I let play out, not having brought it up myself. (Not so wise to jump in on a war you weren't a part of and when both people discussing it lived through it). One staff member said I would be safe and the other said I would be killed. I thought to myself...is this really happening and why isn't anyone else here with me to hear this?
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| Don't tread on me |
My conclusion at the end of the day was that if I could survive the birds and bombs, in the end it might have been the Khmer Rouge who would have gotten me. I think this is the highest number and strangest ways I could die...all in one day. I guess I just live life on the edge here :) But also a small glimpse into how I never know exactly what will happen any given day when I am out and about in this beautiful country.